Script bem humorado.

Ótimo para os torcedores do grande Sport Club Recife, tirar sarro com seus rivais.

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#!/bin/bash

###########################################################################
# Função de um coitado
###########################################################################

TRICOLOR()
{
echo "Carregando resposta..."
sleep 2
echo
echo "--> Vá a um médico meu amigo. Você tem problemas mentais!!!"
echo
}

##########################################################################
#Função de um coitado
##########################################################################

NAUTICO()
{
echo "Carregando resposta..."
sleep 2
echo
echo "--> Procure uma caixa, e se esconda sua barbye cor de rosa!!!"
echo
}

##########################################################################
#Função de um verdadeiro rubro-negro
##########################################################################

SPORT()
{
echo "Carregando resposta..."
sleep 2
echo
echo "--> Parabens você faz parte de uma nação. Pelo sport tudooooooo!!!"
echo
}

############################################################################
#Função para a salvação
############################################################################

SALVACAO()
{
echo
echo "Calma você ainda tem salvação. "
echo
echo "Quer conferir? Faça um teste..."
echo
sleep 2
echo "Você vai para o jogo sport x conrinthians? s/n"
echo
read SN
        if [ $SN = "n" ]; then
        echo
        echo "Você já vestiu uma camisa preta e vermelha? s/n"
        echo
        read SN
                if [ $SN = "n" ]; then
                echo
                echo "Você conhece ou tem um amigo rubro-negro? s/n"
                echo
                read SN
                        if [ $SN = "s" ]; then
                        echo
                        echo "Eu sabia que você tinha salvação"
                        echo
                        SPORT
                        else
                        echo
                        echo "Carregando resposta..."
                        sleep 2
                        echo
                        echo "--> Puta que pariu! Esquece cara, você é completamente doido"
                        echo
                        fi
                else
                echo
                echo "Eu sabia que você tinha salvação"
                echo
                SPORT
                fi
else
echo
echo "Carregando resposta..."
sleep 2
echo
echo "--> Então assista o jogo, com certeza você vai mudar de opinião. Pelo Sport Tudooooooo!!!!!!!"
echo
fi
}

#######################################################################################################
# Função Principal
#######################################################################################################

clear
echo
echo "Você torce pelo Sport? s/n"
echo
read SN
if [ $SN = "n" ]; then
        echo
        echo "Você é tricolor? s/n"
        echo
        read SN
        if [ $SN = "s" ]; then
        echo
        echo "Coitado..."
        echo
        TRICOLOR
        else
                echo
                echo "Você é alvi-rubro? s/n"
                echo
                read SN
                if [ $SN = "s" ]; then
                echo
                echo "coitado..."
                echo
                NAUTICO
                else
                SALVACAO
                fi
        fi
else
echo
SPORT
echo

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